gem in search of savvy buyer
Snobby-ass Realtor's Ad
Location, location, location. Sought after Upper Snobville address and Upper Snobville school district. This quaint and cozy gem is just waiting for that savvy buyer with an eye for detail and decorating. Lovely mature lot, eat in kitchen, master suite with potential for separate sitting area. This one won't last long. Sophisticated buyers only.
My translation
It's a dump, it's a dump, it's a dump. Abandoned Upper Snobville address and tax code. This tiny peice of shit is just waiting for you to take a sledge hammer to it and knock it the hell down. A farmer with a bull dozer would be a good candidate Lots of manure in the yard, no one would eat in this kitchen, other then the moldy mattress on the floor there is no room for you to sit anywhere. Once the March winds arrive, this one won't last long. Must be old enough to enter into a binding contract.
Perhaps you hafta get your real estate agt into a good round of Whales Tales before you close - even in Havertownford - not sure, but you SLAY ME!!!! LMAO PB!!!
ReplyDeletethanx Meredith - instead of Whales Tales, I'm thinking of suggesting Russian Roulet - only she hold the gun to her own head - if it goes off without a bullet, then I'll buy the lousy house.
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