NEW SPECIES OF SUB HUMAN DISCOVERED - I call him The Tax Man

ABC news is reporting that Archeologists in South Africa recently discovered the skeletal remains of two sub humans they believe may be a part of the preverbial 'missing link'.   The archeologists have yet to name this new sub species, but it is obvious to me that this big handed sub human monster is/was THE TAX MAN.

They look like this:

IRS AGENTS

The good news is that hubby (who insists that he is better at handling our finances then Jerry is) has been able (with the help of Mr. Accountant) to reduce our outstanding Government Sponsored Crisis to about $7,400!!! (Yeehah!   Target here I come!).  First, there are a lot of legitimate deductions that Jerry knew nothing about.  For instance, did you know that parking tickets and late fee fines actually are legitimate tax deductions?  So is the internet bill (since hubby uses his  computer for  legitimate work related work.). 

And we are actually getting a small refund on our state taxes, because, obviously this snobby ass state doesn't think we make that much money.  I would be offended if  I weren't in such a Government Sponsored state of financial crisis. 

Hubby had a whole slew of reciepts that Mr. Accountant deemed legitimate.   I think Mr. Accountant knows that I was trying to replace him with Jerry the handy man, cause he flat out rejected every single freekin' reciept I gave him!

Mr. Accountant:   What is this?

Me:   A reciept from Dunkin' Donuts.

Mr. Accountant:   How is this work related?

Me:   I give my secretary donuts so that she'lll like me and maybe even do some of my work.  

Mr. Accountant:   This isn't work related.

Me:  To hell it isn't!   Without those carbs she wouldn't even answer my phone!

He also shot down my subscription to Women's Day magazine, claiming that was not a legitimate financial journal.   My trips to the outlets were also summarily dismissed. 

Damn.